[Lucky]

Tombstone programmer:
Cause of death: Run Time Error at 18:30:04
Cause Birth General Protection Fault at 16:20:35

They talk two computers:
"Have you heard the new joke? 00010001010002 "
"Hahaha."

- Why can not a woman ask a man to marry?
- Because as soon as she kneels down, man begins to unbutton pants .

- What is pop music?
- Music for Orthodox priests.

- What is the difference between thieves and politicians?
- Almost none. Both rob us, unless it makes a politician always in accordance with the law.