[Lucky]

i translate some czech jokes

Pepíček comes to music school, open violin case and it has a gun. "What does that mean?" asks the teacher. "Nothing, only I wonder what my father would conceive a bank with violin.

Why blonde with water pouring over computer keyboard?
Going to surf the internet.

What says blonde after sex?
"Next, please."

Do you know why there were no sex shops in the GDR? Because the riding a Trabant was more effective than a vibrator.
------------------------------------
Spiderman, Spiderman,
skip container.
Crashed into the pole
told to fuck.

Batman, Batman,
Menhethen flew,
head fell into the nest,
said motor is fucking Chinese
------------------------------------

and last

Encounters a camel and elephant says to her, you are not ashamed to walk with breasts on his back .... a camel on it: that you're a fucking dick you between the eyes.